In the anime, Kaiba used it for the DM quest, so let's put it in the initial Kaiba Deck
You know, because damage lasts "until end of turn." Because this is a kindler, gentler FAQ(TIWDAWCC), I'll answer your question instead of mocking you
These replacements werent finished with Fifth Edition and it would certainly cause issues with older players, or players who had been playing longer, loosing cards theyd played with since the beginning
Blasphemous Act Commanders best red board wipe often costs just to cast, and it has yet to be dethroned in the format
These monsters, sporting an easily surmountable 1000 and 1200 ATK respectively, would eagerly wait for a passing stiff breeze to upend them, putting to waste the many cards spent in their summoning
In an aggressive artifact deck this is an easy inclusion