Alternatively, aside from the go jump in the lake (or ocean) tradition I favor, there are the more daring Trash-The-Dress ideas
This dress features a raw bottom hem
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Composed of a pearl-buttoned tailcoat and waistcoat in monogrammed light grey-blue wool, worn over a white poplin shirt and tailored shorts in Damier Azur , the look layered historicism with subversion
I'm sure both organizations would disagree with me, and perhaps this is a bit of a stretch, but I can see how one might argue that the dress is in fact an argument for vegetarianism and animal rights
If the dressing thickens, you can thin it with a small amount of unsweetened plant-based milk of your choice