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Three damage to any target for one mana is too good of a deal to ignore, and most decks that can run this effect will run some number of them

I've used derivatives of this quote with friends and co-workers who are unfamiliar with Magic and it always earns a chuckle

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You need to run Curse of the Swine, Reality Shift et al to get the most use out of this, but thats not so bad

More stylized approaches like Justine Jones work on Glimpse the Impossible can be just as, if not more effective

Although they may not be the best answer for Infect, they are still solid cards in the matchup, so you can't dismiss them out of hand