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Professional Face-Breaker can use them for impulsive draw (exiling and playing off the top of your library), Capenna Express can skip having to be crewed if you sacrifice a Treasure, and Stimulus Package can turn them into 1/1 Citizen creature tokens

I dont want to call them not fun, since they usually are fun

The deck produces tons of mana you can feed into X spells like Torment of Hailfire and Genesis Wave, or you can take the classic route of jamming Eldrazi titans

Luckily, having access to white greatly increases your removal arsenal, with low mana removal staples like Swords to Plowshares and Path to Exile

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There are a couple of more tame effects (i.e., Crystal Fragments) that are technically DFCs though