For three mana, your floor is a planeswalker which brings with it the most important half of Grand Abolishers static ability
(You can't use more than 1 VSTAR Power in a game.) VSTAR rule: When your Pokmon VSTAR is Knocked Out, your opponent takes 2 Prize cards
As someone who is playing through the FFVII remake I get all the references and the flavor is absolutely spot-on, but it really feels like playability was sacrificed for flavor
Slowpoke's first card, on the other hand, is by Miki Takana , whose unique style would stand out from any set but especially stood out back then
Youll get a couple good hits in, especially with fast mana to play it turn 1 or 2, but it falls off
Thats up to six Treasures each combat, which pays for the Hireling and then some