In short, The Scarab God is simply the best card in these colors for a variety of deck archetypes, and tokens are no exception since you get token generation and payoff in an efficient 5/5 body for 5 mana
Other ways include placing a heat-safe cloth over the card and ironing it until its flat, or placing the card on a flat surface and blow-drying it on a HIGH setting for about 30 seconds
While this effect does deal damage to everyone, the card advantage benefit Seizan provides outweighs its life costs
So while I think the Birds deck could be cool, and Dark Confidant will revitalize black decks, Vivi Ornitier is going to slot right into Izzet Prowess, even if Cori-Steel Cutter gets banned
Thats to say absolutely nothing of its activated ability that can force the draw trigger in a pinch
But the recent buyout activity of English copies of some of my favorite cards has caused me to reevaluate my priorities