Gunk cards are not tokens
That's what happens when you combine Tinker (which could get out the Jar almost immediately) with Megrim (so that your opponent would take 14 damage from a single Jar discard, assuming they could not play any cards in time)
Cards like Altar of Dementia and Mesmeric Orb, for example, can get Doctor Doom closer to winning the game while setting up Reanimate plays
Hare Apparent Hare Apparent is like the version of Seven Dwarves that wants to go wide instead of tall
Now as a reminder, were starting from a hype cycle that is already inflated, and so well see some sky-high prices for cards from this sheet, especially as people notice the same visual features as the FCA sheet
Upon entering the battlefield, this commander lets you exile any number of non-land permanents you control until Abdel Adrian leaves the battlefield, creating a 1/1 Soldier for each permanent exiled this way