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Green has enough 1-mana accelerants to reliably play this turn 2 then get some meaty stuff down turn 3 onward

(Until your next turn, that creature attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.) : Target opponent whose turn it is puts target nonlegendary creature card from your graveyard onto the battlefield under their control

To briefly summarize their strengths: Bilbo is your choice if you want to focus purely on Lifegain since he increases the potency of all your lifegain cards and then doubles as a finisher for the deck

Multiple new MTG sets since 2017 have added new troops of Thunder Lizards to the game, none more so than 2023's Lost Caverns of Ixalan

How did this card end up so bad

Honestly its a fine card, but outside of some typal decks that might use this, Im not sure it will see much play